Sensual Seduction.

You guys, I am so sure the house across from me has a tree pruned to look like the shocker.

LOLOLOL

My therapist from home’s e-mail account got hacked and I just got an e-mail from her saying “Thought I’d share this with you” and a link.

The link went to a discount Viagra site.

wiccipedia:

i need you to jack

“I need you to jack” is much different than “I need you too, Jack.”

Punctuation and capitalization, folks. They are important.

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sofapizza:

totally called it.

stonerparty:jonwithabullet

I sort of feel the opposite of this right now. I reaaaaally want some salad up in my life.

THIS BLOG OHMYGOD. I love it. Forgive my thousand reblogs.

sofapizza