Sensual Seduction.

I found my favorite ring! Also, I wish my hair looked like this always.

So disregard the fact that the angle of this picture is weird and I’m all washed out from the sunlight and LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS.

SENIOR GALA

Seducing the computer because there is no one else.

Help.

The old “I’m doing a weird thing with my tongue because I haven’t slept and I just got done delivering a supafine presentation” face. A classic.

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Celebrating yo’ (Taken with instagram)

4.20’S DAY EVE 2012 LAWL

This is the face I make when I lock my keys in my car for the third time and have to make small talk with the locksmith and he awkwardly brings up how this country is getting to be socialist just like Soviet Russia and I don’t know how to respond but it’s ok I guess because I have my keys now.

RUN ON SENTENCE.

Just me as a South Park character.

MY FINGERS ARE SO BLOATED WHY DID I DRINK SO MUCH WATER TODAY.

GPOY.

Also yeah yeah I know I need to take my nail polish off.

Back when I was an even hotter mess than I am now.

GPOY THERE IS SOME WEIRDNESS HAPPENING WITH THE SUN RIGHT NOW.