Sensual Seduction.

May 29

I found my favorite ring! Also, I wish my hair looked like this always.

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May 28

I am just the worst sometimes.

I woke up at 2 PM. And last night I probably fell asleep around 1:30 at the latest. Then I hung out and read and played dumb internet games, watched “Band of Brothers” with my dad, ate dinner, and played Mario on the Wii for like 3 hours with my parents and now I’m in bed and I got a text from someone I should not be so stoked on getting texts from asking where I’m living this summer and so I’m going to watch Mad Men to calm myself down.

This is my life.

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May 25

You guys, I am so sure the house across from me has a tree pruned to look like the shocker.

May 24

After graduation, when anybody asked if I had gotten a job yet

whatshouldwecallme:

Well, now I’m crying with laughter tears.

Uh.

WHY IS IT THAT WHENEVER I TRACK MY CALORIES I BARELY EAT ANYTHING. THIS IS SO ANNOYING.

I figured it out and when I used to go to Taco Bell I ate 1280 calories per trip(I KNOW). Today I have consumed 880. It’s almost 4 PM. And, according to this dumb website, I burned 500 calories. THAT MEANS MY NET CALORIE CONSUMPTION IS 380 CALORIES. THAT MAKES NO SENSE.

I’m not even hungry so it’s not like I’m starving myself either. WHAT THE HELL, BODY. WHAT. THE. HELL.

So disregard the fact that the angle of this picture is weird and I’m all washed out from the sunlight and LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS.

May 23

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Just my life.

• I’m a little too good at staying at home and cooking and cleaning. I make a killer gazpacho. Also I am great at cleaning and organizing and being domestic. GAH.
• I have applied to like a bazillion jobs. Including a cake decorator’s apprentice and a writing intern. NO ONE HAS GOTTEN BACK TO ME.
• Olga just sent me a message on Facebook about summer language program. If I can still get the scholarship (which seems pretty unlikely) I would be SO DOWN to go back. I super need the Russian.
• I really wanted to watch Blue Crush but the DVD case didn’t have anything in it so I’m watching Shrek now instead. Because they are SUPER comparable.

You guys. He’s the CAPTAIN of AMERICA.

Obviously his opinion is relevant.

(PS Hana I almost cried with joy when I saw this on your Tumblr I’mjussayin’)

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May 22

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