Sensual Seduction.: Archive

My brain is full of Gossip Girl and my stomach is full of acid (the kind where I can’t tell if I’m hungry or going to throw up) and I can’t sleep and why is Gossip Girl so life consuming? I’m an adult. This is sad.

Feb 28th

Feb 27th

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Feb 25th

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LOLOLOL

My therapist from home’s e-mail account got hacked and I just got an e-mail from her saying “Thought I’d share this with you” and a link. The link went to a discount Viagra site.

Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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I have to take a summer course at CSU to finish my...

And my choices are looking pretty sweet. I figure I’ll go with “Beat Generation Writing” because spending my summer reading Kerouac, Burroughs and Waldman seems like a sweet deal. Additionally, I was .5 CREDITS SHORT. I don’t have a problem taking a summer course because I’ll still get to walk at graduation and it’s an English class which is enjoyable but...

Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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“Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than...”

– Mark Twain

Feb 22nd

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So maybe getting a double cheeseburger delivered...

It’s not my fault I slept through brunch and felt hungover and sick all day and didn’t eat real food until nighttime except oh wait it totally is my fault.

Feb 20th

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Feb 19th

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there is a president themed party tonight.

and i don’t feel like cross-dressing. who am i becoming??

Feb 19th

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I had a dream that I was almost drowned by a water ski rope but I MacGyvered my way out of dying. And after that I went to hang out with a dude I like and I was super nervous about talking to him, and then I was all “JUST BE YOURSELF” like one of those cheesy Dove chocolate wrapper sayings. Dream me is SO MUCH COOLER than real life me. But I mean, I guess I could just pretend...

Feb 18th

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Feb 17th

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I’m going to try to live this day as though I did not have a dream last night that my ex-boyfriend accidentally peed in my mouth.

Feb 17th

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Feb 17th

Feb 16th

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Feb 16th

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I’m done I’m done I’m done I’m done I’m done. Get me the fuck out of here.

Feb 15th

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Feb 14th

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I guess if I'm going to get the flu

notawafflefactory: Today is the day for it. I mean, I was going to be in a shitty mood anyway, might as well have a reason to take medication and sleep the day away. WERD.

Feb 14th

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