January 2012
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December 2011
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 26th
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“Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have...”
– Clark W. Griswold is the 99%. (via coketalk)
Dec 25th
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Anyone: Hey you wanna narrat--
Morgan Freeman: YES
Dec 25th
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I love Christmas but this year is bittersweet.
I don’t know where I’ll be next year but wherever it is if I’m surrounded by friends it will be just as good as being home.
Dec 25th
Dec 23rd
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Had an insane sex dream about a fictional serial...
I woke up feeling incredibly conflicted. I need to stop watching so much American Horror Story. It is obviously affecting my brain big time. It’s making me turn into myself at 13 which is fun for no one.
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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“All the signs were there! How did I miss them?!?”
– My best friend upon realizing she dated a hipster (via notawafflefactory) MY MIND IS STILL BOGGLED.
Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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“If only i had checked myself”
– guy who wrecked himself (via vaginasalad)
Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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X0X0lessthan3: He's Just Not That Into You →
x0x0lessthan3: He’s Just Not That Into You by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo Cut your losses and don’t waste your time . Why stay in some weird dating limbo when you can move on to what will surely be better territory? Don’t want to hear it? Fine. Here’s the answer you’re looking for, “Hang in there,…
Dec 9th
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Dec 8th
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firevvalkwithme: y’all punks take yourselves too seriously listen to beyonce, drink some wine and relax
Dec 8th
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Don't wanna be my friend? FINE THAT'S COOL LOOK AT...
Dec 8th
Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
I cracked.
Right in the middle of an econ lecture about foreign aid. I just fucking cracked. Seriously, you couldn’t at least wait a week and a half? Alright, brain. Thanks.
Dec 7th
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Rearranged my room, rearranged my brain.
Hopefully this is true. I sort of love my new room setup EXCEPT my desk is surrounded by white walls. This might actually be good. Nothing to distract my Very Important Brain Thoughts. Also my alarm clock is across the room from my bed. This is a recipe for self-loathing and homicidal thoughts in the morning but methinks it will be worth it. (Sorry for just saying “methinks.” Who do I...
Dec 7th
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i say i'm like an old man a lot, but that can't...
Dec 6th
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Surnames
tomyhusband: You keep yours. I keep mine. Fuck hyphens. If we ever have kids, we can flip for it.
Dec 4th
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Prior to last night I had never drunkenly tracked...
Felt good, man. And let’s be real, it didn’t hurt that the night ended with us boning and eating potato chips and then waking up and doing it again and laughing and not being awkward. I hope this whole thing continues (with or without the doing it part, either way). I just miss him and watching him shove potato chips in his face with both hands like a total doorknob solidified that.
Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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