January 2011
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so.
my waterbottle tastes like semen. EXACTLY LIKE SEMEN.
wtfffffff.
proof i need to calm my shit down
WHAT MY TEA PACKET SAYS IN REAL LIFE:
“Our certified organic teas are grown in pristine conditions free of pollutants, pesticides, and contaminants. Our 100% natural flavors will tempt your palate and expand your imagination.”
WHAT I READ:
“Our certified organic teas are grown in pristine conditions free of pollutants, pesticides, and contaminants. Our 100% natural flavors...
Sometimes,
you wake up, and you just kick ass for no reason. Can I share with you my day so far please?
Woke up at 8:30 to that RIDICULOUSLY cheery fucking Train song “Soul Sister.” I’m not even ashamed to admit I danced out of bed to turn off my alarm. NO SHAME.
Spent a good hour dicking around online. Just to wake up before the biznass started.
Took a deliciously long shower and...
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sukaira asked: alex is passed out in my bed
should i poke him?
should i poke him?
DON'T YOU KNOW THAT I WANT TO DO YOU?
i would post a gpoy
because the image of me covered in off-brand vaporub hacking up a lung and eating a bomb pop is hilarious. unfortunately, also topless. rest assured, i’m lookin’ extra fly…if fly meant pathetic.
Mista Putin is down in the dumps! #Putin Путин
whoismistaputin:
via fotopolitika.ru
new life plan
I’MMA DO WHAT I WANT
creepin' in the major leagues
and i do not even care because there is a sexy new dude in my russian class who looks like cooper nielson from center stage. i have to get to the bottom of the mystery of WHAT HIS REAL NAME IS.
last night 2
GIRLS TEAM PARTY = watching miss america, painting our nails, curling connie’s hair, drinking irish cream and peppermint schnapps hot chocolate, franzia, and peppermint patty shots. did “barry gibb talk show” like a million times. ate delicious french onion dip. bitched about miss nebraska beating miss arkansas.
FULL TEAM PARTY = walking in like a boss with connie singing...
important philosophical question
can you be a groupie for your own sports team?
shezuschrist asked: guhl where you from? im down to get fuckkkked up.
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